Dora as an Illegal Immigrant
AUTHORS: Shift, Random, Secret Identity, Megamaniac, and Shaq_wade

I got a map!

Map: "If there's a place you gotta go

I'm the one you need to know
I'm the map. I'm the map, I'm the map"

Backpack: NAAM-NAMNAMNAMNAM! Delicioso!

Dora: Everybody say "Jump!"
*Dora jumps a border*

Dora: Where are we going? *clap clap clap* to another border!

Dora, Dora, inmigrante ilegal!
Boots: Ay! Dora! Muy Policia!

Megamaniac: What's inside Dora's backpack?
Secret Identity: Lots of tequila

Dora: We must escape the police! Would you help us? Great! Now start running! Run faster!
Dora: Can YOU find all the police and help us escape?
Random Mouse Icon: *clicks the police*
Dora: Gracias! *whispers to Boots* Hurry, let's get to the safehouse!

*Backpack, backpack, backpack, backpack*
Backpack: "Hey, everybody! Dora needs a bottle of tequila. Can you find the tequila?"
*Random Mouse Icon clicks on backpack*
Backpack: "No, that's not tequila! Th-that's my special spot! No one's supposed to touch that!"
Dora: "Goddamn random mouse icon! C'mon, Boots! We got to split! I hear Swiper's looking for some tequila... We may be able to get him stoned and he won't bother us again."

Swiper: Hey man, I hear you got weed and booze. Cough 'em up . . . or die!
Boots: "Swiper, Dora wants her tequila back."
Swiper (mumbling): "I-I-I g-gg-ots nothin' Dora."
Dora (demanding): "Boots, check backpack."
Backpack (screaming): "N-NO, BOOTS DON'T TOUCH ME! AH!"
CONCLUSION: Boots is a pedo!

Boots: "Shut up backpack! The longer you stay still, the shorter this will last"
*Backpack looks and feels very uncomfortable*

*Map checks on backpack*

Map: Backpack, why are you crying?
Backpack: My uhm. . . uhm . . . you-know-what got touched. Dammit
Map: You better shut up for now.
Backpack: Map, do you have the tequila?
Map: You bastard! You have it!
*Backpack cries while map goes hysterical!*
CONCLUSION: Backpack is emo!

Dora: Well, whaddaya know, my tequila was with me all along.
Boots: Wow. You sure are wast- Ay! Muy Policia!
Dora: Put map back in backpack and let's go!
Backpack: NO!

Diego: Hey Dora! Over here!
Dora: Ay Diego you little... nevermind! We're being chased by the police!
Diego: Grab my hand then!
Dora: Boots! Grab on hold of backpack
Boots: OK!
Backpack: Oh God the humanity!

Boots: Backpack! Quit whining or I'll do it more!
Backpack: Augh! OH GOD NO HELP MEEEEE!!!
Map: *is stoned*
Diego: *is drunk*

Dora: Where are we?
Diego: In a treehouse
Dora: Is it safe?
Diego: Fine! Then it's a safe tree house! I hear you got some tequila. Let's drink!
Dora: Sure!
*grabs backpack and starts searching the bag*
Backpack: Umf... *starts to tear*

Dora: Backpack! Don't tell me your getting intoxicated with excessive lead!
Backpack: I was about to say . . .
Dora: Say what?
Backpack: *cries like hell*
Dora: Just give me the damn tequila!
Backpack: *still crying like hell*

Well, since Backpack was still crying, they tried to remedy the situation but unfortunately, nothing happened and the rest is history.



バカ・金霊 said...

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seriously, I laughed my ass over here while reading...

me lieks it! *thumbs up*


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