TIME TO SAY THE EFFING TRUTH

This entry is for that faggot, caguioa_47 and that fucking mod, Micael. To air my view on the deletion of the Rawr thread, the sudden deletion of accounts by me and my bosom online buddies, and other matters, I would post it here in this blog in its UNCENSORED glory. Sorry for the harsh language my dear reader but I think swearing is really needed.

It all started when we have this "Torta's BACK!" thread. This caguioa_47 interrupted all the fun! It's his damn fucking fault that everything started. It's his sheer stupidity that made the Rawr team, the EPIC Rawr team, start flaming him with lots of witty posts. We flamed the asshole to death. Still, the fucking insane amount of stupidity by the asshole, caguioa_47, was still imminent so we pwned him even more. Then the faggot got addicted to this member named Kimberly so we made use of this situation and pwned the faggot again. Also, there was this social thread we had named "Rawr!". This was the thread wherein we get to talk about some fun stuff, post some stories(the EPIC Dora the Explorer story is an example), play some fun word associations, pwn some noobs like caguioa_47 to death and many more. Then, one of the fucking mods named Micael thought that the situation was getting worse so he "isolated" the Rawr thread. I would definitely miss lots of stuff in this thread. Damn stupid and biased mod and admin!

Now, with the Rawr thread "isolated", AngryYoungMan posted a thread entitled as "W-w-w where's the Rawr thread?". I never thought that this thread will mark the so-called "last stand" of the Rawr team. As usual, the insane stupidity of the faggot, caguioa_47, started some flaming. Then the unexpected bullshit happened . . .

"@caguioa_47: *sigh* How many times must I tell you to stay away from these people. I have good reasons why I've been asking you to refrain from talking to your oppressors. I also have asked you to not disclose my recent actions because I'm too busy to read flame messages in my inbox.

@Rawr Group: Your beloved Rawr thread is not yet deleted. I decided to transfer your thread to a secluded mod board for review.

Let me be honest with you guys/gals of the Rawr Group... I want you banned from this forum but I unfortunately cannot do that yet. I will also do all that I can to make that permanent.

Respect. It's all that I'm asking from you guys/gals.

- Micael"

We were certainly pissed off with what this fucking moron said. All our respect was lost to this fucking mod. You want to ban us for doing the right thing? SHAME ON YOU MORON! SHAME ON YOU! Why don't you read the whole damn thread for you to understand huh? Isn't that simple and easy? Mah gawd for your stupidity and shittiness. Respect? Mah gawd! We respected the forum - its rules, regulations and we even did the right forum etiquette - and now we don't have credit at all!

I can't believe that some of the mods and admin sided with the moronic spammer named caguioa_47. That's simply what you call BIASED. They sided with the wrong guy and the guys who simply did their job to maintain the forum's integrity got the crap and trash instead of getting the bacon that is rightfully ours.

I can't believe that the fucking idiot did not get banned for Pete's sake! Then the fucking idiot made another thread because of his remorse and conscience. WTF! My message for you is this: SIMPLY SHUT THE FUCK UP ASSHOLE. GET A LIFE AND START GOING INTO A MENTAL FACILITY BECAUSE YOUR BRAIN IS EQUIVALENT TO THE SIZE OF VERY SMALL COFFEE BEAN! UNDERSTAND? YOU SIMPLY ARE STUPID AND YOU ARE SIMPLY A FUCKING ASSHOLE!

I also can't believe that the best mod in KHQ is receiving some "unwanted criticisms" by that effing mod. To set the record straight, WHERE THE HELL WERE YOU AND THAT FUCKING ADMIN WHEN THERE WAS A HUGE FLAME WAR DURING THE SUMMER? You simply can't understand that Konkon was doing her job while the both of you are having an easy time there. That's uber pathetic! Also, WHERE THE HELL WERE YOU WHEN THIS STARTED? YOU MAKE JUDGMENTAL DECISIONS - DECISIONS THAT ARE HASTILY DONE WITHOUT EVEN THINKING THE RIGHT WAY!

My message for the admin and that effing mod: YOU SIMPLY DIDN'T DO YOUR JOBS ASSHOLES. THE REASON "BATA PA LANG IYAN" CAN'T JUSTIFY THE FACT THAT HE HAS DONE A HEINOUS ACT! YOU SIMPLY CAN'T ERASE THE FACT THAT KONKON DID HER JOB WHILE YOU DID NOT. YOU, THE EFFING MOD, SIMPLY IS NOT CREDIBLE ENOUGH TO BE A MOD.

Also, Konkon is not yet receiving the credit that she deserves. She individually managed to make this forum stay in tiptop shape morons!

THE BOTTOMLINE IS WE WILL GET OUR PAYBACK THIS YEAR ASSHOLES. BEWARE!
Savvy?

THE MOST EPIC DORA THE EXPLORER STORY!

Dora as an Illegal Immigrant
AUTHORS: Shift, Random, Secret Identity, Megamaniac, and Shaq_wade

Dora: I got a map!

Map: "If there's a place you gotta go
I'm the one you need to know
I'm the map. I'm the map, I'm the map"

Backpack: NAAM-NAMNAMNAMNAM! Delicioso!

Dora: Everybody say "Jump!"
*Dora jumps a border*

Dora: Where are we going? *clap clap clap* to another border!

Dora, Dora, inmigrante ilegal!
Boots: Ay! Dora! Muy Policia!

Megamaniac: What's inside Dora's backpack?
Secret Identity: Lots of tequila

Dora: We must escape the police! Would you help us? Great! Now start running! Run faster!
Dora: Can YOU find all the police and help us escape?
Random Mouse Icon: *clicks the police*
Dora: Gracias! *whispers to Boots* Hurry, let's get to the safehouse!

*Backpack, backpack, backpack, backpack*
Backpack: "Hey, everybody! Dora needs a bottle of tequila. Can you find the tequila?"
*Random Mouse Icon clicks on backpack*
Backpack: "No, that's not tequila! Th-that's my special spot! No one's supposed to touch that!"
Dora: "Goddamn random mouse icon! C'mon, Boots! We got to split! I hear Swiper's looking for some tequila... We may be able to get him stoned and he won't bother us again."

Swiper: Hey man, I hear you got weed and booze. Cough 'em up . . . or die!
Boots: "Swiper, Dora wants her tequila back."
Swiper (mumbling): "I-I-I g-gg-ots nothin' Dora."
Dora (demanding): "Boots, check backpack."
Backpack (screaming): "N-NO, BOOTS DON'T TOUCH ME! AH!"
CONCLUSION: Boots is a pedo!

Boots: "Shut up backpack! The longer you stay still, the shorter this will last"
*Backpack looks and feels very uncomfortable*

*Map checks on backpack*
Map: Backpack, why are you crying?
Backpack: My uhm. . . uhm . . . you-know-what got touched. Dammit
Map: You better shut up for now.
Backpack: Map, do you have the tequila?
Map: You bastard! You have it!
*Backpack cries while map goes hysterical!*
CONCLUSION: Backpack is emo!

Dora: Well, whaddaya know, my tequila was with me all along.
Boots: Wow. You sure are wast- Ay! Muy Policia!
Dora: Put map back in backpack and let's go!
Backpack: NO!

Diego: Hey Dora! Over here!
Dora: Ay Diego you little... nevermind! We're being chased by the police!
Diego: Grab my hand then!
Dora: Boots! Grab on hold of backpack
Boots: OK!
Backpack: Oh God the humanity!

Boots: Backpack! Quit whining or I'll do it more!
Backpack: Augh! OH GOD NO HELP MEEEEE!!!
Map: *is stoned*
Diego: *is drunk*

Dora: Where are we?
Diego: In a treehouse
Dora: Is it safe?
Diego: Fine! Then it's a safe tree house! I hear you got some tequila. Let's drink!
Dora: Sure!
*grabs backpack and starts searching the bag*
Backpack: Umf... *starts to tear*

Dora: Backpack! Don't tell me your getting intoxicated with excessive lead!
Backpack: I was about to say . . .
Dora: Say what?
Backpack: *cries like hell*
Dora: Just give me the damn tequila!
Backpack: *still crying like hell*

Well, since Backpack was still crying, they tried to remedy the situation but unfortunately, nothing happened and the rest is history.

THE END

ALMOST GOT BANNED FROM KHQ

As you can see, this picture depicts the warning that I received from WebMaster, the Administrator of the KHQ Forum. Man, just because of a flame war against E6m, a stupid forum member, I got warned! C'mon! I just justified the fact that Skye simply did not deserve to be banned.

Man, I thought that I won't get warned at all but then, I logged in earlier and saw this damn message. Talk about being very strict. A note to the Administrator: We simply are doing our job in the forum. We are simply lessening the number of spammers in the forum. What a way to crash the pwnage that we've done.

So I have to be nice? This is seriously a WTF moment for me! Well, I just have to take things in stride and hopefully I won't be banned.

I'M PISSED OFF

THE UPDATED BLACKLIST:
johncute02
neverkn3w
soulcaster08
kyledecastro
Red-9
riyuh
chubby_nik
igor_karkaroff

This is the patented KHQ Blacklist. I'm really pissed off with igor_karkaroff. He has been desecrating the forums. He has been an as*hole who wants to be berated all the time. You know what igor_karkaroff, you better shut the hell up because if you don't, you might just as well prepare for the forum beating of your life. You are one spammer and noob who just simply won't go away and you better go away because you have been the cause of the forum's problems.

Your topics are all BS! I really think that you better consult a Psychiatrist then enter yourself in a mental hospital facility. You are really a b*st*rd! You should just shut up or change for the better.

Thank you for pissing the KHQers. Thank you!