CHIZ ESCUDERO ROCKS BIG TIME!

Here are some OUTSTANDING FACTS about Chiz Escudero:

1. Si Tulfo, nagsusumbong kay Chiz!
That's what you call "responsible journalism".

2. Si Chiz lang ang tinantanan ni Mike Enriquez.
Dear Mike, you got owned by Chiz.

3. Si Chiz ang nawawalang kakambal ni Bamboo.
Dear Chiz, Bamboo got loads of talent in singing which you didn't inherit.

4. Si Chiz ang kuya ni Big Brother.
If Chiz is anti-PGMA and is not biased, Big Brother is biased towards Wendy and Big Brother gives crappy programming.

5. Si Chiz ang nagchoreohraph ng commerial na "Makulay Ang Buhay!"
This dance sucks but since Chiz made it, I tried dancing it to no avail.

6. Si Chiz ang nagturo kay Chuck Norris mag-roundhouse.
Chuck Norris, Chiz just owned you big time!

7. Si Chiz lang ang nakakapagpaluhod kay Leonidas sa 300.
Why Leonidas why?!? Are you telling me that Chiz owns all?

8. Chiz to PGMA:"Ninang, ang ibig sabihin po ba ng PGMA ay Pandak na Ginang ng Malacañang?"
Jio to Chiz: "Chiz, tama po ang sinabi niyo."

9. Chiz is the only one that can see John Cena.
Chiz, since you can see John Cena, I hope that you can defeat him. Thank you very much!

10. Kaya ni Chiz pumalakpak gamit ang isang kamay.
Chiz, you have such extraordinary abilities! Woot!

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