SUMMERSLAM RESULTS

Here are the results of SummerSlam:
Kane defeated Finlay thanks to his Chokeslam.
Umaga retains Intercontinental Championship after pinning Mr. Kennedy.
Rey Mysterio defeats Chavo Guerrero after hitting the 619.
Beth Phoenix wins the Divas Battle Royal and therefore gets the chance to face Candice Michelle for the Women's Title.
John Morrison retains ECW Championship after pinning C.M Punk with his feet on the ropes.
Triple H wins in his return as he defeated King Booker after hitting the Pedigree.
Batista wins his match against Khali by DQ so Khali retains his World Heavyweight Championship.
John Cena defeated Randy Orton with an FU.

All I can say is "DAMN!" Why did Cena win? Mah gawd! This is getting ridiculous!
Savvy?